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Bogey Bros

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Spring, TX novelty golf apparel — humor-themed polos, hats and accessories, roughly $13–$75.

The Collection

20 products
The Whale Tail - Snake Skin - Polo is a dark, athletic fit short-sleeve shirt featuring a light blue-green scale pattern. A circular inset shows the fish-scale design, and moisture-wicking fabric keeps you cool and dry.

Whale Tail - Snake Skin - Polo

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The Pink Taco - Polo is a short-sleeve, athletic-fit polo with a white base, pink taco and chili pepper pattern, moisture-wicking fabric, collar, buttons, and an illustrated circle featuring a pink taco and chili pepper.

Pink Taco - Polo

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The Excuses - Polo is a blue short-sleeve collared shirt with moisture-wicking comfort and an athletic fit. The fabric features small text phrases like "HOT" and "TOO WET" in blue and white throughout the design.

Excuses - Polo

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The “Big Duck Energy - Polo” is a navy athletic-fit shirt featuring a repeating yellow rubber duck pattern, with close-up insets highlighting playful ducks, leaves, waves, and “BIG DUCK ENERGY” text on a dark background.

Big Duck Energy - Polo

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The Gummy Bears - Polo is a short-sleeve shirt with a vibrant gummy bear print in green, orange, yellow, pink, and blue on white. It features a collar, pink button placket, moisture-wicking fabric, and close-up inset of bear shapes.

Gummy Bears - Polo

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The Birdie Finger - Raven - Polo is a black polo shirt with an athletic fit, collar, and short sleeves, featuring a subtle gray pattern of hand icons making a middle finger gesture. Enlarged inset shows the repeating design detail.

Birdie Finger - Raven - Polo

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The Phat Tuesday - Polo is a short-sleeve shirt with an athletic fit, decorated in green, yellow, and purple Mardi Gras motifs like fleur-de-lis, beads, and confetti. Moisture-wicking fabric keeps you comfortable at any celebration.

Phat Tuesday - Polo

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The ASSMAN - Polo is an athletic fit, short-sleeve shirt featuring a repeating New York license plate pattern with detailed blue and red graphics on white. Made from moisture-wicking fabric to keep you comfortable.

ASSMAN - Polo

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The Boats and Hose - Polo is a navy athletic-fit collared shirt with small, colorful sailboat patterns and a circular graphic of a white sailboat, anchor, and green waves on a red/navy background. Features moisture-wicking fabric and blue label under the collar.

Boats and Hose - Polo

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The Eyes Up Here - The 305 - Polo is a short-sleeve, athletic-fit shirt with a teal, red, and white geometric pattern. It offers UPF 50 protection, a blue label, button-down front, and features an enlarged circle on the floral motif.

Eyes Up Here - The 305 - Polo

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The "I’d Tap That - Performance Golf Hat - Snapback" is a gray cap with side ventilation, crafted from sweat stain resistant performance material. It features a white embroidered golf ball, bold "Id tap that." text, and a metallic logo on the brim.

I'd Tap That - Performance Golf Hat - Snapback

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The Fore! - Polo is a white short-sleeve athletic-fit shirt with a blue golf cart pattern, moisture-wicking fabric, blue button placket, collar label, and a circular “Fore!” graphic in blue script on the right.

Fore! - Polo

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The Elusive Birdie Performance Golf Hat is a black snapback with a curved brim, a white embroidered bird in crosshairs on the front, ventilation holes, performance material, and a small rectangular label on the left side.

Elusive Birdie - Performance Golf Hat - Snapback

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White cap with a golf-themed design on a white background

Major Bogeyman - Performance Golf Rope Hat - Snapback

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A white baseball cap with a blue brim and red-and-white trim along the edge. The front features a blue embroidered figure swinging a golf club. The sides have small ventilation holes, and a small blue tag is on the left side.

Majesty Bogeyman White/Blue - Performance Golf Rope Hat - Snapback

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The Bogeyman Navy Performance Golf Hat is a navy snapback with a curved brim, featuring an embroidered white stick figure golfer. Made from sweat stain resistant material with side ventilation holes and a tonal logo tag.

Bogeyman Navy - Performance Golf Hat - Snapback

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The Fore! - Performance Golf Rope Hat is a blue snapback with "Fore!" embroidered in large white script, ventilation holes, a curved brim with a white accent, sweat stain resistance, and made from performance material. Plain white background.

Fore! - Performance Golf Rope Hat - Snapback

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The Send It - Performance Golf Hat - Snapback is a light gray, sweat stain resistant cap with bold blue and red "Send It" embroidery and a speed-line “S.” Made from performance material, it features perforated sides and a curved brim.

Send It - Performance Golf Hat - Snapback

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The Bogey Bros 'Merica Navy Performance Golf Rope Hat is a blue snapback with "Merica" in white script outlined in red, a white trim above the brim, sweat stain-resistant material, and perforated side panels. Shown on a plain white background.

'Merica Navy - Performance Golf Rope Hat - Snapback

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The FREEagle Performance Golf Rope Hat is a white snapback with red brim trim, a perforated back, and sweat-resistant fabric. The front features an embroidered eagle head with red sunglasses and headband, outlined in blue and yellow.

FREEagle - Performance Golf Rope Hat - Snapback

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About Bogey Bros

Novelty golf apparel that doesn't take itself seriously.

Bogey Bros is a Spring, Texas apparel brand selling humor/novelty-themed polos, hats and accessories, generally priced $13–$75 (polos run $56–$75, hats and accessories start around $13–$28), with orders handled in-house rather than through a fulfillment partner. Confirmed on Shopify via a valid /products.json feed (re-verified 22 July 2026); no .myshopify.com domain was independently confirmed, so it's left unset here.