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Bogey Bros

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Spring, TX novelty golf apparel — humor-themed polos, hats and accessories, roughly $13–$75.

The Collection

14 products
The Whale Tail - Polo is an athletic-fit, short-sleeve polo with a blue, purple, and pink geometric pattern featuring overlapping scalloped shapes and red triangles. It includes a collar, button placket, and UPF 50 protection.

Whale Tail - Polo

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The Eyes Up Here - The 305 - Polo is a short-sleeve, athletic-fit shirt with a teal, red, and white geometric pattern. It offers UPF 50 protection, a blue label, button-down front, and features an enlarged circle on the floral motif.

Eyes Up Here - The 305 - Polo

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The Whale Tail - Snake Skin - Polo is a dark, athletic fit short-sleeve shirt featuring a light blue-green scale pattern. A circular inset shows the fish-scale design, and moisture-wicking fabric keeps you cool and dry.

Whale Tail - Snake Skin - Polo

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The “Big Duck Energy - Polo” is a navy athletic-fit shirt featuring a repeating yellow rubber duck pattern, with close-up insets highlighting playful ducks, leaves, waves, and “BIG DUCK ENERGY” text on a dark background.

Big Duck Energy - Polo

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The Gummy Bears - Polo is a short-sleeve shirt with a vibrant gummy bear print in green, orange, yellow, pink, and blue on white. It features a collar, pink button placket, moisture-wicking fabric, and close-up inset of bear shapes.

Gummy Bears - Polo

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The Pink Taco - Polo is a short-sleeve, athletic-fit polo with a white base, pink taco and chili pepper pattern, moisture-wicking fabric, collar, buttons, and an illustrated circle featuring a pink taco and chili pepper.

Pink Taco - Polo

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The Birdie Finger - Raven - Polo is a black polo shirt with an athletic fit, collar, and short sleeves, featuring a subtle gray pattern of hand icons making a middle finger gesture. Enlarged inset shows the repeating design detail.

Birdie Finger - Raven - Polo

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The Boats and Hose - Polo is a navy athletic-fit collared shirt with small, colorful sailboat patterns and a circular graphic of a white sailboat, anchor, and green waves on a red/navy background. Features moisture-wicking fabric and blue label under the collar.

Boats and Hose - Polo

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The ASSMAN - Polo is an athletic fit, short-sleeve shirt featuring a repeating New York license plate pattern with detailed blue and red graphics on white. Made from moisture-wicking fabric to keep you comfortable.

ASSMAN - Polo

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The Tequila - Polo is a light blue, athletic-fit collared shirt with turquoise collar and button accents. It features a repeating pattern of tequila bottles, lemon wedges, and salt shakers, shown in detail in a circular close-up.

Tequila - Polo

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The Excuses - Polo is a blue short-sleeve collared shirt with moisture-wicking comfort and an athletic fit. The fabric features small text phrases like "HOT" and "TOO WET" in blue and white throughout the design.

Excuses - Polo

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The Phat Tuesday - Polo is a short-sleeve shirt with an athletic fit, decorated in green, yellow, and purple Mardi Gras motifs like fleur-de-lis, beads, and confetti. Moisture-wicking fabric keeps you comfortable at any celebration.

Phat Tuesday - Polo

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The Send It - Polo is a deep purple collared shirt with an athletic fit, moisture-wicking fabric, and a repeating pattern of paper planes, envelopes, and the Sendit logo—plus white and orange "Sendit" lettering.

Send It - Polo

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The Reposado - Polo is a beige, athletic fit short-sleeve collared shirt with a small repeating pattern of blue and tan agave plants, bottles, shot glasses, limes, and margarita glasses; detail inset shows larger icons.

Reposado - Polo

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About Bogey Bros

Novelty golf apparel that doesn't take itself seriously.

Bogey Bros is a Spring, Texas apparel brand selling humor/novelty-themed polos, hats and accessories, generally priced $13–$75 (polos run $56–$75, hats and accessories start around $13–$28), with orders handled in-house rather than through a fulfillment partner. Confirmed on Shopify via a valid /products.json feed (re-verified 22 July 2026); no .myshopify.com domain was independently confirmed, so it's left unset here.